stunningbieber:

I never unfollow my friends so you should start being my friend so you win an immunity pass and you are protected for life.

(Source: scotsmcall)

Via: raggedy

dolphinboy89:

i’m really sensitive for a selfish asshole

(Source: dolphinboy89)

(Source: prettylittletmi)

(Source: monarchie)

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

(Source: phineasomg)

Via:

wurnbo:

what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other

Via: raggedy

moistflow:

I’d love to be bi….I’m sure being ignored by both genders is twice the fun

su-ic-id-al:

I wish there was a way to kill yourself and see how everyone who you knew reacts, and then depending on that choose whether to stay dead or not. If that were the case I’d kill myself right this second. 

Via: raggedy

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

if i was famous i would go to the apple store and look for computers where people forgot to log off facebook and post a picture of myself and be like hey guess what you missed

(Source: sometimelow)

jellys:

dont u hate it when u wanna change ur icon but u on mobile so this shit happens

jellys:

dont u hate it when u wanna change ur icon but u on mobile so this shit happens

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here