Sometimes when I’m really enjoying a book, I’ll read a sentence or paragraph and just think - how can someone’s head be wired in such a way that they’d come up with that?Joe Abercrombie (via kushandwizdom)
You can’t measure the mutual affection of two human beings by the number of words they exchange.Milan Kundera (via kushandwizdom)
  • phone: 100% battery life
  • me: *blinks*
  • phone: 20% battery life
Via: Bae
Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.George R.R. Martin (via shay0netta)

(Source: kayteexlouise)

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
psyducked:

does London Tipton know about this

psyducked:

does London Tipton know about this

placiddream:

the-walking-matt:

Ur leg dont tho


Tru

placiddream:

the-walking-matt:

Ur leg dont tho

Tru

(Source: octopussoir-)

Short Story Number One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty Four

keremmermutlu:

She was going to begin again somewhere new and forget about you. It wasn’t too late to start again or turn into something new or just start with new burning exciting things in your arms and your heart and your head. There was still time. There was.

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines)

aduhm:

white lips, pale face, breathing in the snowflakes

aduhm:

white lips, pale face, breathing in the snowflakes

(Source: walmartgoddess)

Via: paradiso

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
Via: paradiso